Den of the Rothwoman

cybermat-herder:

dasdeutschtard:

urchinmoppet:

spastasmagoria:

shelfofawesome:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

FUCK YOU, SIR.

A HEARTY FUCK YOU.

Is this real?

I mean, I used to live in Nebraska and even in Nebraska I can see some of the ladies in the college getting up and being like FUCK YOU TOO THEN and just walking.

Or not. I hated that state, maybe I’m just HOPING some of the ladies would.

Then again when a speaker came into my highschool and told the general assembly that black people get AIDS at a higher rate than white people and that means you should never get into an interracial relationship (how about just call it a relationship and race is secondary? omg foreign concept!) because you’ll get AIDS and all of the other bad diseases.

This was literally what they said and no one said anything. I was in shock and after I chewed the nurse out for touting bullshit statistics but I’m not a NATIVE Nebraskan so maybe other people in Nebraska give no shits? I was always mocked for being too sensitive, so idk.

PLEASE tell me someone is trolling us? This aint real, right? Cos, seriously. SERIOUSLY. I mean, I know this is the subtext of everything this guy has spoken about thus far, but he didn’t really, like, COME OUT AND STATE HIS HATEFUL-ASS AGENDA, DID HE?

…Is this real? Like…I just can’t believe someone would be this STUPID. Pure, bloody stupid.

I…wh-what?

N..

but…

fuck.

We are so fucked.

Okay while I have no doubt that this douchecanoe believes a similar form of bullshit, the site this was screencapped off of is basically like The Onion aimed at liberals. So, yeah it’s an over-the-top parody of reality. There’s no other site saying that he said this.

Of course, all good parody is deeply rooted in REALITY and KNOWS what it’s parodying. 

That said, again, I have no doubt that he believes some sort of familiar bullshit, but I would hope like, his speech-writer (he probably can’t understand writing well enough to prepare his own speeches) would be smarter than him and know not to say that.

Whether he said that word for word or not, if he’s elected, I AM going to do everything I can to go to college and probably end up work in Canada. 

I had a feeling it was something like that. I know Santorum is a douchebag, but this sounds like a bit much even for him.